be a good grad student

 
make our ideas clear

 
diaper a monkey

 
build an android for less than $600

 
see the world

 
toilet train your cat

 
write your name in Mayan glyphs


build a submarine


become a hacker


tell the elephants apart


extract DNA


juggle three balls


become a storm chaser


get to Mars


make a mix tape


predict the weather using a pig spleen


not get hit by cars


pick a lock


feed a black hole


manage geeks